A plane bound for Pittsburgh
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A guy boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh
and sits down in his seat. He notices
immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye.
He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we
both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The first guy answers, "Well, it just happened.
It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at
the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
biggest breasts in the world was behind the counter.
So, instead of saying, 'I'd like a ticket to
Pittsburgh,' I said, 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh.'
Then she socked me one."

The other guy answers, "That's what they call
a 'Freudian slip'. A similar thing happened to me.
I was at the breakfast table, and I wanted to say
to my wife, 'Please pass the Wheaties'. But I
accidentally said, 'You stupid *****, you ruined
my life'."

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