Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So you would love her."
"But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God replies: "So she would love you."
-------------------------------------------------
Diamonds are a girl's best friends.
Dogs are man's best friends.
So which is the dumber sex?
-----------------------------------------------
What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
--------------------------------------
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. :D
---------------------------------------------------------
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
------------------------------------------------------
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
-------------------------------------------------
and finally:
Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.